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Okay. It's always nice to be clean in
the morning.

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Hey, Mom.

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How are you?

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I'm pretty good. Just took a shower and,
you know, trying to start my day.

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Feeling kind of lazy in the new year.

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How about you?

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Good for you, I guess.

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Well, yeah. I mean, there's nothing
better than being lazy.

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What are you doing?

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I was writing down some resolutions
myself.

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Oh, okay. Well, you want to share any
with me?

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I don't think I should share mine. But
what are some of yours? You can tell me

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yours. Oh, come on. You can tell me
some. I'll tell you one of mine for

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one of yours.

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No.

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I don't think my hair is appropriate for
you.

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What?

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You're not going to, like, bomb any
abortion clinics, are you? No.

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Well, then what's so inappropriate?

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It's just personal stuff with your dad
and me.

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Oh.

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Is everything okay?

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Yeah. Why isn't he in here helping with
it then?

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Um, he's there, you know.

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You said it had something to do with you
and dad, so why isn't he writing them

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down with you?

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Spark things up again with your father
and I and I'm hoping to do some new

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things this year.

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What do you mean?

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What are you going to do new?

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I was just hoping your father would
notice me again.

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He doesn't notice you?

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Look at you.

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You're gorgeous.

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You've been really exercising hard and
you eat right.

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You're better looking than 99 .999 % of
any moms I've ever seen.

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You're sweet, but you're also a little
biased, honey.

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I'm not blind.

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I'm not blind, and I don't have to say
that.

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All of my friends' moms, on a scale of
one to hot, they're like,

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no.

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And you're like, off the scale.

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You're gorgeous.

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You're just wonderful. I wish Dad was in
here helping you. I could try to help,

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but the truth is, I don't see how you
could do anything differently. I mean,

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you... If Dad doesn't notice you, he's
just... He's dumb.

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I mean, you are... I wouldn't change
anything about you.

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I mean, just... Your skin's so
beautiful.

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You're so in shape, and... I don't know,
I... I gotta admit, I've... I've

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noticed that Dad isn't very
affectionate, and... I've... That's just

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father is. Well, I've been spying on you
two, and... Well, he's always gone, and

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you're always in here with the Hitachi,
and so... Oh my God, son, what are

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you... Mom, Mom, it's okay. It's okay,
come back. It's okay. Don't.

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What? Look, I love you, and I know
you're not happy.

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Mom, look at that.

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That's how hot you are. No, it's okay.

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That's how hot you are. It's alright,
Touch.

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I know it's been a long time.

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You've been... You've been using your
toys.

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Yeah, because I watch.

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But don't you like it?

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We've both been trying pretty hard to...

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Get in shape and be healthy.

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I know we even cook together.

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All the time we spend together, Mom.

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I know.

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Don't we share everything already?

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Yes.

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Then don't stop.

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I've already seen you.

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I spy on you all the time.

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It's okay.

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Why don't you take off your robe?

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Um, I don't know. I'm not really wearing
anything underneath it. Good.

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You're so... How could Dad not notice
that?

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Look at you.

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Oh, man.

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You are so hot.

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I think so, for real.

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You are, in my opinion, perfect.

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What do you say we have some fun? That
can be an unusual solution for both of

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us.

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Have some fun together and just keep it
a secret.

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I don't know.

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I've been trying to do this with your
father, though, son. Forget him for now.

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Maybe he'll come around, but you deserve
to feel good right now. It's a new

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year.

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Yeah.

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I can tell you like watching me.

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I've seen you looking at me.

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We should have a little bit of fun and
start our new year right.

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I've always had little secrets from Dad
anyway.

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It's just a little bit bigger secret.

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Yeah, but this is a little different.

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Yeah, it is. It's really good.

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I can tell you want it.

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Why don't you suck on me for a little
while?

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Shannon, can't you know you want it?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah. Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, now that... Why don't you pull out
your hatachi?

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I told you I've been spying on you. It's
okay.

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Pull it out.

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It's okay.

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You can have fun with me.

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Mmm.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, watch.

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Don't need to watch it close.

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Just do this. Yeah.

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Just look closer.

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Uh -huh. Look really close.

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You can feel good.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Does that feel good?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh.

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So gorgeous. Oh,

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you look so good with cock in your
mouth.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh,

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yes.

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Oh, my God, you're dripping.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Yes.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, my God, I can't.

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It's okay.

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Oh, God, you're breaking my heart.

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Oh, that's what it feels like.

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Oh, God, how can it be that tight?

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah.

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I don't need any resolutions.

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I'll make you feel good.

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If Dad doesn't want to do this, I'll
make you feel good, Mom.

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oh my god oh my god

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Oh my god.

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Oh my God.

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Here's a resolution I can get behind.

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I can't. I'm going to do it again.

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Best year.